On a recent trip to my local Value Village I observed more things one should never buy at the thrift store then treasures I wanted to drag home. Rare for me, remember that I have those tendencies to hoard all the things?!
Up first is this leotard with loads of sparkle and velvet to spare. No thank you, not even my fond memories of countless gymnastics classes would get this in my cart.
Addendum: If you were going to purchase that leotard you are then bound by law to wear it with these silver booties. A steal at $14.99.
I didn't need a 70's sweater dress either, so I passed on this as well. Although, paired with those silver boots, you could totally be Twiggy for Halloween. You're welcome.
Now we have arrived at the more serious portion of this post. I'd like to forewarn anyone with a sensitive stomach or prone to fainting...;)
This guy will climb down from your shelf at night and eat your face. Seriously, freaks me out.
Unless of course you buy these dolls as well. Then the dolls will crowd out the mug because they're quicker and it will be a face buffet all night. No kidding! I think I saw an episode of Scooby Doo about this once.
Ahh! Look away! They will steal your soul.
Yikes. Haven't been back in awhile, too busy with nightmares and therapy.
Steal your soul....lol!
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